Zi Chief of zi ‘Editor-in’ variety has returned Inspector!

Oh hi!! I’m back from holiday! I had such a swell time! Y’know nipping between France and Spain in my little Renault Clio being all “Michelle?…Papa?” (old car ad, if that makes absolutely no sense to thee). So yeah, I had fun! Did I eat bread? Yup, in France, where the bread is like no other, course I did!! Am I gonna have to train twice as hard to work off the bread next week? Sure honey. Next question?

Ok now we’ve got whether I was virtuous on holiday or not out of the way, what’s been happening with you guys? I hear the weather has been pretty shabby, but this summer has been the best we’ve had in a while so I’m happy. Except now I have a cold!! Devastation!

Anyways so, when sunbathing on the beach in Biarritz, I couldn’t help but notice how fine the women looked, and I’m not talking twenty somethings all pert and flirty, I’m talking women in their 40s 50s 60s and 70s!! All looking fine, carrying themselves well, rocking the bikini!!

Now since the French aren’t fanatical about working out, I decided it was definitely down to food. Yes there are baguettes present, but these women know their bodies!! Every time I come back from France I’m always blabbering on about french Women like in Fine French Women – Their Secrets Revealed, but every time I seem them, I’m like yup, they got it goin’ on!!

Here are a few highlights from the last piece we featured on our French sisters, the bits I thinking they really get right:

They have a “No snacking” habit – gotta love that!

They enjoy water over soda – that eliminates evil sugar right there!

And they exercise Self-Discipline – do you think you’ll hear them say “the diet starts tomorrow” as they tuck into a muffin? Hell no FGs! Hell no!

Let us learn from our French sisters! Yes we can feign that it is down to them existing on cigarettes and not much else, but I gotta tell you girls, the hot ladies I observed on the beach weren’t rockin’ a cigarette and ate real food. Sorry!

Anyways, sniffles and all, it’s good to be back!

Joslyn

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