Was Valentines unkind to you? Wrap yourself in chocolate baby girl!

Look ain’t no shame in it!! Who says receiving chocolate on Valentines is all that?? Hell, you’d probably be thinking that it was gonna add a little extra grab to your love handles! For many ladies, chocolate = guilt. Who needs that?!! Anyway, you can imagine my delight when I got my ass booked in for a Chocolate Body Wrap at Neville Hair and Beauty in Belgravia darling!

So I was feeling a little stressed before I went in. I kind of had that, oh I wish I was chilled for my wrap feeling, forgetting that that is the whole idea of the treatment, to make you chilled! I think the main factor affecting my stress was the fact that I was in desperate need for a pedicure (y’know, that half polish on, half polish off toenail look) and knew that the tootsies would be revealed to my therapist who would think me a heathen for not even bothering to take the remaining polish off!

Anyway, my initial chill-free disposition dissolved during the first part of the treatment, a full body lavender exfoliation. My thoughts of insufficient toenail-cuteness washed away in the shower with my little lavender beads. Chilled and ready for part two, I sauntered back onto the therapy couch for a full body massage with orange candle oil. Now I thought this candle oil somehow didn’t come from an actual burning candle, but there it was sitting there, burning away, ready to, as far as I was concerned, burn me!!! With one eye open, I watched my therapist slowly pour the candle oil onto my body, ready to make a dash for the door if it hurt – it’s amazing how one is willing to make a dash for it, even in paper knickers! – needless to say it was nice and warm, and I returned to my relaxation.

So in case you were already thinking it, yes, by prepping my body with orange oil, before slathering chocolate all over it, I was indeed going to turn into a chocolate orange delight!! Who knew a girl could feel so tasty!! Which of course leads me to the actual chocolate smear-age!! So, my lovely therapist proceeded to start adorning my pins with chocolate, I never smelled so damn good in all of my life!! Before I knew it, I was inside a layer of chocolate!! Desperately trying not to lick it off, I laid there enjoying the aroma, minus the guilt! Then I was all wrapped up, in this foil-like blanket no less, so me and the chocolate could get frisky! That’s right, seep on into my pores oh divine chocolate, make me beautiful!!

Meanwhile, I got a corrective facial and a foot massage, just to ensure that every inch of me was pretty. Let me tell you girls, laying there, all wrapped up in chocolate, getting my feet rubbed, was sheer bliss!! I was in heaven. My therapist had told me that the wrap increases your endorphins by 370%, make that 500%!!! Once you get this wrap, there ain’t no turning back!!

So if you find yourself sitting on the couch eating chocolate, staring at the phone, waiting for him to call, instead of toning your butt at the gym, why not go for a chocolate wrap instead. All the pleasure without leaving a trace on your figure. Indulge yourself with a 1 hour 45 minute Chocolate Body Wrap…go on…indulge yourself!!

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